Kim Kardasifuckher had a baby!

So I forgot to mention this in my last post.  Kim Kardashian (or whatever the fuck her name is - I don't give a shit) had a baby with of all people, Kanye West, the rapper.  What the fuck is wrong with this world?  I mean, if ever there was a fame whore to look up to, it would be those two.  At least Kanye made (still does kind of) great music.  He has talent, even though his ego is bigger than mine, he can still make great music.  

Kim is known best for what?  A sex tape with that mid-level "artist" Brandy's little brother.  His best talent was his big dick (please, everyone saw the tape - you know you did).  He wasted it by trying to be an "artist" like his sister rather than just becoming a porn star instead.

So in a post a couple of years ago I wonder if the zombie apocalypse happened, would I go back and kill someone like Kim Kardasifuckher just for the shear pleasure?  Would I still, hell yeah!  Would I take a perverse pleasure in blowing the heads off F-list celebrities like that?  Hell yeah!!!

She isn't that great looking, but seeing a zombie version of here would have me star struck.  Right before pumping the shotgun.

The downside is that I would be torn between going South to do this.  Or heading North to get that Sarah Palin woman.

Now don't think that I hate women since I've targeted those two.  I hate the F-list men too.  The best part of the zombie world is that I would get to pump lead into all sorts of a-holes and d-bags all up and down the Hollywood strip.  Hell, I might even head to Marin County to find George Lucas for fucking up Star Wars.  Made the new trilogy for kids, what a cop out.